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• May 8, 2020


Off-Third: NYU Announces Permanent Transition to Online University
After adjusting to remote learning, NYU has announced it will move to be a permanent online university.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Apr 1, 2020


Off-Third: Tisch Dean Sends Video of Herself Dancing to ‘Sicko Mode’ to Student Diagnosed with Coronavirus
You thought her video dancing to “Losing My Religion” was tone-deaf, but wait until you see her latest video.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Mar 31, 2020


Off-Third: CAS Junior Shocked Real Estate Company Doesn’t Actually Care About Tenants
One student was shocked that the real estate company that he paid to educate him doesn’t actually care about his well-being.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Mar 24, 2020


Off-Third: SHC Announces Three-Week Wait Time for Coronavirus Treatment
With the spread of the coronavirus, the Student Health Center assured students that their concerns can wait.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Mar 10, 2020


Staff Rants and Raves: Food
From under-portioned grains to juice cleanses, our staff has a lot of strong feelings about food.
Emily Dai, Helen Wajda , Noah Friend, Gabby Lozano , and Arvind Sriram
• Mar 5, 2020


Off-Third: Groundhog Sees Shadow, Predicting Six More Weeks of Depression
The groundhog forecasted that seasonal depression will continue until spring.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Feb 4, 2020


Off-Third: “Maybe the Second Semester Will Be Better!” Says Woefully Naive First-Year
She thought the first semester was hard, but she was hopeful for a better spring. She was woefully misguided.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• Jan 28, 2020


Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend from Rudy Giuliani
New York City’s former mayor may be famous for his public outbursts and unprofessionalism in his career as a lawyer, but few know that he learned this at NYU.
Noah Friend, Staff Writer
• Oct 30, 2019


The Red Flag Law Doesn’t Do Enough
Despite being hailed as a progressive achievement, New York State’s new gun control law isn’t enough to stop gun violence.
Noah Friend, Staff Writer
• Sep 2, 2019


HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• Feb 5, 2018


HUMOR: Shocked Student Discovers Matthew Broderick in Bee Movie
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• Nov 16, 2017


HUMOR: Overflowing Dorm Trash Can Unable to Hold On Much Longer
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• Oct 31, 2017




Lea Filidore, Staff Writer • May 25, 2023


Carmo Moniz, Managing Editor • May 24, 2023


Yezen Saadah, News Editor • May 19, 2023


Sheridan Smith, Staff Photographer • Apr 9, 2023


Ania Keenan, Features Editor • Feb 6, 2023