Noah Friend, Satire Editor
All content by Noah Friend
After adjusting to remote learning, NYU has announced it will move to be a permanent online university.
April 1, 2020
Off-Third: Tisch Dean Sends Video of Herself Dancing to ‘Sicko Mode’ to Student Diagnosed with Coronavirus
You thought her video dancing to “Losing My Religion” was tone-deaf, but wait until you see her latest video.
March 31, 2020
One student was shocked that the real estate company that he paid to educate him doesn’t actually care about his well-being.
March 24, 2020
With the spread of the coronavirus, the Student Health Center assured students that their concerns can wait.
March 10, 2020
From under-portioned grains to juice cleanses, our staff has a lot of strong feelings about food.
March 5, 2020
The groundhog forecasted that seasonal depression will continue until spring.
February 4, 2020
She thought the first semester was hard, but she was hopeful for a better spring. She was woefully misguided.
January 28, 2020
New York City’s former mayor may be famous for his public outbursts and unprofessionalism in his career as a lawyer, but few know that he learned this at NYU.
October 30, 2019
Despite being hailed as a progressive achievement, New York State’s new gun control law isn’t enough to stop gun violence.
September 2, 2019
Rachel Fadem, Features Editor • May 17, 2022
Disability rights activist Judith Heumann will speak about the importance of political action and advocacy during a combined graduation ceremony for the classes of 2020 and 2021 on May 18.