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Noah Friend
• May 8, 2020
![Since the university-wide transition to online learning, NYU administration has decided to stay on the remote course. Improving on the example of University of Phoenix, classes will remain on Zoom in the Fall 2020 term and beyond. (Staff Illustration by Alexandra Chan)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/offthirdonline5-900x755.png)
Off-Third: NYU Announces Permanent Transition to Online University
After adjusting to remote learning, NYU has announced it will move to be a permanent online university.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• April 1, 2020
![Off-Third: Tisch Dean Sends Video of Herself Dancing to ‘Sicko Mode’ to Student Diagnosed with Coronavirus](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/offthirdgreen3-900x643.png)
Off-Third: Tisch Dean Sends Video of Herself Dancing to ‘Sicko Mode’ to Student Diagnosed with Coronavirus
You thought her video dancing to “Losing My Religion” was tone-deaf, but wait until you see her latest video.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• March 31, 2020
![The NYU administration is most definitely suffering with us during this trying time. Surprisingly, a student finds out that the real estate company the student paid for an education does not prioritize their students’ wellbeing. (Staff Illustration by Alexandra Chan)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/offthird-realestate-900x721.png)
Off-Third: CAS Junior Shocked Real Estate Company Doesn’t Actually Care About Tenants
One student was shocked that the real estate company that he paid to educate him doesn’t actually care about his well-being.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• March 24, 2020
![As the coronavirus surge reaches NYC, many are wondering what the SHC will do in the situation that a student contracts the disease. It appears that not much will change. (Staff Illustration by Alexandra Chan)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/offthird-coronavirus-900x719.png)
Off-Third: SHC Announces Three-Week Wait Time for Coronavirus Treatment
With the spread of the coronavirus, the Student Health Center assured students that their concerns can wait.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• March 10, 2020
![Staff Rants and Raves: Food](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/staffrantshorizontal-900x471.jpg)
Staff Rants and Raves: Food
From under-portioned grains to juice cleanses, our staff has a lot of strong feelings about food.
Emily Dai, Helen Wajda, Noah Friend, Gabby Lozano and Arvind Sriram
• March 5, 2020
![New York Citys own resident groundhog Alwayscrying Alex of Washington Square Park forecasts more depressing winter days. (Staff Illustration by Alexandra Chan)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Groundhog2.0-seasonaldepression-offthird-900x617.png)
Off-Third: Groundhog Sees Shadow, Predicting Six More Weeks of Depression
The groundhog forecasted that seasonal depression will continue until spring.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• February 4, 2020
![Maybe the spring semester will be better. (Illustration by Jake Capriotti)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/this-is-fine-copy.jpg)
Off-Third: “Maybe the Second Semester Will Be Better!” Says Woefully Naive First-Year
She thought the first semester was hard, but she was hopeful for a better spring. She was woefully misguided.
Noah Friend, Off-Third Editor
• January 28, 2020
![Rudy Guiliani is a revered NYU alumni. (Staff illustration by Chelsea Li)](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/offthird.jpg)
Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend from Rudy Giuliani
New York City’s former mayor may be famous for his public outbursts and unprofessionalism in his career as a lawyer, but few know that he learned this at NYU.
Noah Friend, Staff Writer
• October 30, 2019
![The Red Flag Law Doesn’t Do Enough](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Contributing-Writer-Image-1-475x369-1.jpg)
The Red Flag Law Doesn’t Do Enough
Despite being hailed as a progressive achievement, New York State’s new gun control law isn’t enough to stop gun violence.
Noah Friend, Staff Writer
• September 2, 2019
![HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/IMG_20180204_190354_595-900x675.jpg)
HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• February 5, 2018
![Matthew Broderick likes jazz.](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/broderick-900x576.png)
HUMOR: Shocked Student Discovers Matthew Broderick in Bee Movie
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• November 16, 2017
![Traumatized trash can cant take it anymore](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/trashalloween-900x675.jpg)
HUMOR: Overflowing Dorm Trash Can Unable to Hold On Much Longer
Noah Friend, Contributing Writer
• October 31, 2017
![A purple N.Y.U. flag hangs on a building.](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/news-childaistudy-1200x800.jpg)
Yezen Saadah, Editor-in-Chief • July 9, 2024
![Students stream past the clay-colored main entrance of Bobst Library on a bright fall afternoon. The green scenery of Washington Square Park is reflected off the library’s windows.](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/news-sustainability-900x600.jpg)
Julia Smerling, Photo Editor • June 18, 2024
![A woman with brown hair and a blue shirt.](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/dopico.jpeg)
Yezen Saadah, Editor-in-Chief • June 18, 2024
![A woman dressed in red and holding a purple sign that reads NYU is Complicit in Genocide.](https://nyunews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/RallyForHesen-3-1200x800.jpg)
Mikaylah Du, Under the Arch Editor • June 15, 2024