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Noah Friend
May 7, 2020


Off-Third: NYU Announces Permanent Transition to Online University
After adjusting to remote learning, NYU has announced it will move to be a permanent online university.
Mar 31, 2020


Off-Third: Tisch Dean Sends Video of Herself Dancing to ‘Sicko Mode’ to Student Diagnosed with Coronavirus
You thought her video dancing to “Losing My Religion” was tone-deaf, but wait until you see her latest video.
Mar 30, 2020


Off-Third: CAS Junior Shocked Real Estate Company Doesn’t Actually Care About Tenants
One student was shocked that the real estate company that he paid to educate him doesn’t actually care about his well-being.
Mar 23, 2020


Off-Third: SHC Announces Three-Week Wait Time for Coronavirus Treatment
With the spread of the coronavirus, the Student Health Center assured students that their concerns can wait.
Mar 9, 2020


Staff Rants and Raves: Food
From under-portioned grains to juice cleanses, our staff has a lot of strong feelings about food.
Mar 5, 2020


Off-Third: Groundhog Sees Shadow, Predicting Six More Weeks of Depression
The groundhog forecasted that seasonal depression will continue until spring.
Feb 4, 2020


Off-Third: “Maybe the Second Semester Will Be Better!” Says Woefully Naive First-Year
She thought the first semester was hard, but she was hopeful for a better spring. She was woefully misguided.
Jan 28, 2020


Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend from Rudy Giuliani
New York City’s former mayor may be famous for his public outbursts and unprofessionalism in his career as a lawyer, but few know that he learned this at NYU.
Oct 29, 2019


The Red Flag Law Doesn’t Do Enough
Despite being hailed as a progressive achievement, New York State’s new gun control law isn’t enough to stop gun violence.
Sep 2, 2019


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