Off-Third: Aspiring architect named this year’s best applicant
The young trailblazer was honored for her standout extracurriculars, cautious political correctness and her uncanny ability to build bridges.
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Off-Third: Mills rebrands Campus Cash as Linda Lira
In a sudden change of pace, the university president has begun to actually listen to the desires of the student body with a new way to encourage spending at NYU.
Off-Third: The Washington Square Park fountain deserves to drown
The buzzkill, eyesore of a fountain washes over what's really important: the attractive skaters and their super cool tricks.
Off-Third: NYU must establish a universitywide uniform
Instead of funneling money into phone-free social spaces, NYU should fund new initiatives to foster true unity and inclusivity.
Off-Third: NYU must bring back the Tisch scaffolding
Students are severely suffering and NYU must take action to protect them.
Off-Third: A solution to the cold? Build sidewalk igloos
As New York City’s winter dips into Antarctic-level temperatures, the city must adapt to the tundra way of life.
Off-Third: Performative males are giving real feminists (like me) a bad rap
The “performative male” trend isn’t funny because feminism isn’t a joke to me.
Off-Third: The Third North basement’s AC problem violates free speech
NYU’s obfuscatory and mendacious treatment of its noble journalists is unacceptable. Will the university finally step in, or will they continue to turn up the heat for the press on campus?
Off-Third: WSN endorses Anna Wintour for NYU spokesperson
Following the news of John Beckman’s plans to retire at the end of 2025, Wintour is the only logical candidate to represent the university.
Off-Third: Mills to star in Broadway bio-musical, tickets start at $1099
Move aside Jake Gyllenhaal and Denzel Washington: A new celebrity star is making her mark on the New York stage with “Linda! The Untold Story of NYU’s Diva.”
Off-Third: NYU released their shortlist for consultants on ‘institutional restraint.’ You won’t believe who’s on it.
These professionals are seeking a new purpose: helping NYU skirt around socio-political tensions.
Off-Third: Linda Mills lookalike contest brings new crowd to Gould Plaza
Move aside, rat men of the month. There’s only one doppelganger search that matters.
