Staff Rants and Raves: The Last of the Semester
Rants
On Apartment Heating
Abby Hofstetter, Managing Editor
Contrary to popular belief, I’m generally an agreeable person. I don’t really complain when things aren’t exactly to my...
Staff Rants: Books
On John Green
Jake Capriotti, Photo Editor
Why is it that between late 2013 and mid-2015 it seemed the internet had a collective crush on John...
Staff Rants: Drinks
On Black Coffee
Helen Wajda, Deputy Opinion Editor
I love coffee as much as the next person, but I will never understand how anyone can drink...
Staff Rants and Raves: Movies
Rants
On Issues With “Blue Is The Warmest Color”
Anna-Dmitry Muratova, Deputy Managing Editor
When I was younger, closeted and in total denial about my own queerness,...
Staff Rants and Raves: Fruit
Rants
On Eaten Fruits
Anna-Dmitry Muratova, Deputy Managing Editor
This is going to be an opinion as unpopular as my previous hot take on apples, however, this...
Staff Rants and Raves: Snack Foods
Rants
On Lack of Real Meals
Gabby Lozano, Deputy Opinion Editor
Before I was in quarantine, I used to eat real meals. Now, all I do is...
Staff Rants and Raves: Self-Quarantine
Rants
On Parents
Jake Capriotti, Photo Editor
Being home in Arizona under quarantine has me worried. Not only am I not allowed to leave the house because...
Staff Rants: Online Classes
On Arriving Early
Helen Wajda, Deputy Opinion Editor
I’ve never been more uncomfortable than the five minutes before class started where it was just me, my...
Staff Rants and Raves: Food
Rants
On Lack of Grains
Emily Dai, Deputy Opinion Editor
How come whenever I go to any establishment that sells make your own bowls, the server gives...
Staff Rants and Raves: Language
Rants
On Creative Use of Punctuation
Anna-Dmitry Muratova, Deputy Managing Editor
Dear Creative Writing student, please, pretty please (!), stop NOT putting punctuation into prose pieces. Unless...
Staff Rants: TV Shows
On Netflix-Induced Pain
Jake Capriotti, Photo Editor
As a young boy growing up in Arizona, I was not fond of many television shows. One show that...
Staff Rants and Raves: Oscars
Rants
On Viewer’s Etiquette
Jake Capriotti, Photo Editor
I did not know what to expect from my first Oscars party at NYU. I attended the Third North...
