HUMOR: Kylie Jenner Names Her Baby After Porn Star

Early last week reality television star and horse enthusiast, Kylie Jenner, announced the name of her newborn baby, Stormi Daniel Jenner. Family, fans and reasonable people worldwide rushed to inform the new mom that she...

HUMOR: NYU Students Give Up Paying Tuition for Lent

This week, WSN went into NYU’s Catholic Center — the building next to the Kimmel Center for University Life that looks like a block of cheese — to interview students about the brave sacrifices...

HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

Linguistics Teaching Assistant Louis Abbot finally earned his Ph.D. after six long years of being a candidate. Like most NYU teacher’s assistants, Abbot has been described by students as humble and approachable — an...

HUMOR: A Derailed Relationship

Dear N Q R W L B D F M G J W L 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 and the 42nd Street Shuttle, We had something beautiful in the beginning. Walking down...

HUMOR: Best Friends Think Rooming Together Is a Great Idea

RUBIN RESIDENCE HALL — Best friends since high school, Daniela Ramos and Lindsey Salazar, have been ready to room together since they found out that they were both going to NYU, warding off all...

HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows

NEW YORK, NY — According to a recent study done by the New York University Center for Experimental Science, wearing a hat backward has a direct correlation to being perceived as cool by strangers. The...

HUMOR: NYU Student Wins Pulitzer Prize For Satire Piece

NYU just made history with the youngest ever Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist. Last year, journalism major Bartholomew Hilbert wrote a satire article in the school newspaper titled “Tisch Career Development Center Now Has Unemployment Simulation...

HUMOR: No One Shows Up to Funeral for Print Journalism

Print journalism, the once essential medium for communicating news and loving bed for millions of dogs, finally died on the evening of Jan. 26, 2045. It reportedly froze to death on the sidewalk when...

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

TISCH HALL, NY– Despite what she thought, CAS sophomore Noelle Gambino was not fully prepared for her group presentation on MTV yesterday. Noelle was shaking in her boots and wiping sweat from her brow...

HUMOR: Studies Reveal Most Tisch Grads Never to Join Workforce

NEW YORK, NY — A new study has found that around 85 percent of NYU Tisch School of the Arts students do not actually want to join the workforce post-graduation. We discovered that alternatively,...

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

There’s a new trend sweeping the nation, and Peggy Anderson, a Rory Meyers School of Nursing alumna, has taken it to a whole new level: she is raising three succulents as her own. “At first,...

HUMOR: Shocked Student Discovers Matthew Broderick in Bee Movie

NEW YORK, NY — It was a long week for Film and TV junior Steven Peters after he came to a shocking realization: Matthew Broderick was in the 2007 Jerry Seinfeld family classic, “The...
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