Who is Thomas Devlin? Unfortunately, we may never know the full answer. Apocryphal information, however, can lead us to some reasonable guesses. Born in the late 20th century (stringent estimates place him in 1995), Devlin grew up in the small conservative town of Douglas, Massachusetts. Studying migration patterns, we assume he moved to New York City during his sowing-of-oats years, where he attended NYU's Gallatin School of Individualized Study (little known about this school even in his time). He reached his active peak when heading a newspaper called "WSN" before being usurped and spending the rest of his life trying to maintain relevance. Follow him on Twitter.