Madge Panini is an Italian-American who has risen to the ranks of Assistant Managing Editor in this fine news organization. Despite having convinced NYU administrators she is college-aged, she is in fact 80. In her spare time she tends for her pet plants, and dances even if there’s clearly no music playing and it weirds out her roommate. She is studying Media, Culture and Communication in Steinhardt, because why not? She’ll be poor no matter what. Poor Madge.