12 photos of Valentina not buying Swedish Fish


Oct. 30, 5:29 p.m.: Valentina Bojanini, one of our news editors, leaves the WSN headquarters. The doorman opens the door.Valentina 1


5:30 p.m.: Valentina walks down to the street. Where is she going on this crisp evening?Valentina 2

She waits.Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.23.26 PM


5:31 p.m.: Valentina jaywalks to the left, left, left.Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.23.50 PM


She changes directions. Does she even know where she is going???????Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.24.04 PM

5:32 p.m.: Oh, the 7-11.Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.24.16 PM


Is she thirstin’ for a slurpee?Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.24.25 PM

5:33 p.m.: Valentina picks up a ramen. Will she eat it later?Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.24.32 PM

5:34 p.m.: Looks like she is buying halloween candy. But generic swedish fish?Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.24.40 PM

Valentina contemplates the food coloring content in mysterious generic swedish fish.Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.25.00 PM


5:39 p.m.: Brand or off-brand? Confused.Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.25.11 PM

5:40 p.m.: She leaves, no candy in hand but wait…is that her shopping cart?Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 6.25.22 PM

Luckily, Valentina cleared the situation up for us.


 This story is part of our fictitious coverage in celebration of Halloween 2014.