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New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

All content by Ben Eisenberg
HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer January 25, 2018
There is no feeling quite like the feeling of waiting to present your slides in a group presentation.

HUMOR: Studies Reveal Most Tisch Grads Never to Join Workforce

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer December 5, 2017
This economy can't afford more Tisch kids
A squirrel gets ready to speed up his hibernation.

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 14, 2017
Winter's going by real fast this year.
MoviePass executives need to find new jobs

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 7, 2017
We watched too many movies.
Trying to get an entry level internship? You'll need work experience for that.

HUMOR: Entry-Level Internship Requires Previous Internship Experience

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 1, 2017
Trying to get an internship? You're going to need an internship for that.
Professor Samuel Berger routes a path through Washington Square Park using quantum computing.

HUMOR: Cutting Through Washington Square Only ‘Sometimes’ Faster, Experts Say

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer October 24, 2017
It just depends on where you're going really.