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New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

HUMOR: Studies Reveal Most Tisch Grads Never to Join Workforce

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer December 5, 2017
This economy can't afford more Tisch kids
HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

Laura Rubio, Contributing Writer November 28, 2017
It's almost like real motherhood.
A squirrel gets ready to speed up his hibernation.

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 14, 2017
Winter's going by real fast this year.
NYU engineering students successfully clone the former stars of hit Disney show “Suite Life of Zack & Cody.”

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor November 8, 2017
It's you and me, and me and you, and you and me, and me and you, we got the whole place to ourselves.
MoviePass executives need to find new jobs

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 7, 2017
We watched too many movies.
Trying to get an entry level internship? You'll need work experience for that.

HUMOR: Entry-Level Internship Requires Previous Internship Experience

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 1, 2017
Trying to get an internship? You're going to need an internship for that.
Traumatized trash can can't take it anymore

HUMOR: Overflowing Dorm Trash Can Unable to Hold On Much Longer

Noah Friend, Contributing Writer October 31, 2017
The pint of ice cream was what did it.
Bertram and his famous chocolate-chip cookies

HUMOR: Genius Rat Chef Secret to Lipton’s Cookies

Laura Rubio, Staff Writer October 24, 2017
Bertram the Rat is NYU's star baker.
Tisch freshman Samuel Stucky has lost his ability to poop since losing his cell phone.

HUMOR: Constipated Freshman Without Phone Loses Ability to Poop

Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor October 19, 2017
Students lead campaign to help constipated student.
John McCain blows a raspberry on the Senate floor

HUMOR: To Reduce School Shootings, United States to Cancel School Forever

David Scherker, Contributing Writer October 17, 2017
Congress will cancel school in light of recent mass shootings.
A preview of Facebook's new time-saving react.

HUMOR: Facebook Creates a ‘Thoughts and Prayers React’ to Save Time

David Scherker, Contributing Writer October 13, 2017

Facebook is rolling out a new and crucial feature this month due to the sharp increase in tragedies in recent months. Mark Zuckerberg does not plan to remain idle, posting a notice...