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New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

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Tisch freshman Samuel Stucky has lost his ability to poop since losing his cell phone.

Photo: HUMOR: Constipated Freshman Without Phone Loses Ability to Poop

Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor October 18, 2017

Tisch freshman Samuel Stucky has lost his ability to poop since losing his cell phone.