As Halloween approaches, I thought it’d be fun to take a look at some of sports’ biggest alleged curses and see just how ridiculous some of them are. From a video game cover to a literal mid-game earthquake, there have been some weird and unexplainable instances in sports over the years. Whether you believe in them or not, you have to admit there’s something spooky in the air.
The Drake Curse
Check out Drake’s Instagram and you’ll be sure to find photos of the Canadian rapper dressed in countless different jerseys. He’s the epitome of a bandwagon fan, and he’s not ashamed of it. But with great Instagram clout comes great embarrassment — especially when your many teams consistently lose and everyone pins it on you.
In 2015, Serena Williams was upset in the U.S. Open with Drake in attendance. Last year, Drake publicly supported Conor McGregor ahead of his UFC match against Khabib Nurmagomedov. McGregor went on to lose the match.
In April, after Drake posed for a photo with Paris Saint-Germain defender Layvin Kurzawa, PSG suffered its worst league defeat in nearly 20 years. Later that month, Drake showed up to game four of the NHL playoffs, supporting his hometown Toronto Maple Leafs. The Maple Leafs went on to lose that game 6-2.
The Drake curse is one of the few curses that has transcended sports and become embedded in pop culture — unfortunately for the rap star.
Of course, the Toronto Raptors famously beat the curse to win their first NBA championship in franchise history last season.
The Aaron Ramsey Death Curse
This is arguably the scariest one on the list. Whenever former Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey would score a goal, someone famous would pass away a few days later. The curse reportedly started on Aug. 22, 2009 when Ramsey scored a goal against Portsmouth. Three days later, former U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy passed away. Since then, there’s been Steve Jobs, Whitney Houston and Paul Walker, just to name a few.
Ramsey himself has obviously called the curse “ridiculous,” and even went on to say, “That’s just a crazy rumour. Although I took out some baddies!” Classic Aaron.
I don’t even know what to call this one. All I know is that almost every time the Las Vegas Aces and Washington Mystics have faced each other in the past two WNBA seasons, some weird stuff has happened.
Last August, the Aces were stuck with over 25 hours of travel delays and had to forfeit their upcoming game against the Mystics — the first forfeit in league history. This season, halfway through a game between the two teams, an earthquake suddenly shook the stadium, forcing the game to be paused and resumed a month later. During another game, the shot clock randomly stopped working — the players seemed to have fun with it, though.
If that doesn’t bespeak this strange and unfortunate curse, then I don’t know what will. These two teams seem destined for more spooky and strange scenarios.
The Kardashian Curse
I’m sure you remember Kim Kardashian’s famous 72-day-long marriage to then-NBA player Kris Humphries. Humphries was a solid role player for the then-New Jersey Nets at the time, and even averaged a career-high 13.8 points. After that whole debacle, however, his performance dropped off significantly and, within a few years, he became irrelevant.
While that was probably the most high-profile case of the Kardashian curse, it was by no means the only one. Rashad McCants, James Harden, Jordan Clarkson, Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons and more have been caught up in the Kardashian drama — I’ve honestly lost count.
The Madden Cover Curse
Once one of the more popular sports curses, the Madden cover curse seems to have died out a little with time. The curse goes something like this: if a player is featured on the cover of EA Sports popular Madden NFL video game, they will likely suffer an injury or drop off in performance the following season.
The curse has affected the careers of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, former Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson and even Packers legend Brett Favre. Upon taking a closer look, it might even seem the curse was alive and well from 1999 to 2009, during which all but one cover athlete seemed to suffer after being featured on the cover. However, since 2009, just four players have seen their careers suffer significantly afterward. Perhaps the Madden curse is slowly weakening. Save us, Patrick Mahomes!
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A version of this article appears in the Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2019, print edition. Email Bela Kirpalani at [email protected]