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Off-Third: The Bachelor: Violet Edition
What would happen if the schools of NYU competed for the bachelor’s roses?
Off-Third: Groundhog Sees Shadow, Predicting Six More Weeks of Depression
The groundhog forecasted that seasonal depression will continue until spring.
Off-Third: “Maybe the Second Semester Will Be Better!” Says Woefully Naive First-Year
She thought the first semester was hard, but she was hopeful for a better spring. She was woefully misguided.
Off-Third: A Christmas Miracle: NYU Senior Encounters Alec Baldwin for First Time
Unlike many NYU seniors, Gallatin senior Imani Ortiz never met Alec Baldwin — until last week.
Off-Third: Anyone — Even Palladium Rats — Can Cook
After NYU hired an unusual but well-known chef, some think he might be responsible for the recent hygiene issues. Our exclusive interview with Remy, of “Ratatouille” fame, tells a different story.
Off-Third: Hamilton Canceled After Discovery of Secret Twitter Account
After a student found Hamilton’s burner account and hundreds of controversial tweets, the NYU community has deemed him canceled.
Off-Third: Hamilton Ends Affordability Initiatives, Bans ‘Broke B-tches’ From Attending
After significant efforts by the administration and student body to lower NYU’s tuition, the university has officially been deemed affordable.
Off-Third: Meet Albert, the Man Behind the Machine
One man has been manually operating Albert since the registration site was founded, and he hasn’t seen the light of day since.
Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend From Oliver Stone
Just one of the many problematic filmmakers to pass through the halls of this university.
Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend from Rudy Giuliani
New York City’s former mayor may be famous for his public outbursts and unprofessionalism in his career as a lawyer, but few know that he learned this at NYU.
Off-Third: Happy Alumni Weekend From Bill de Blasio
The NYU alumnus and self-proclaimed king of New York may not have been invited to NYU’s Alumni Weekend, but that’s not stopping him from advocating for his alma mater’s students.
Off-Third: NYU’s 2020 Receipts: $400 Million to Lady Gaga, $2 to Student Health Center and More
NYU has released their 2020 tax returns one year in advance, and we’ve conducted a full review. Here’s what we found.
