New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

Columns

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

HUMOR: NYU Nursing Grad Raises Three Beautiful Succulents Instead of Real Kids

Laura Rubio, Contributing Writer November 28, 2017
It's almost like real motherhood.
Matthew Broderick likes jazz.

HUMOR: Shocked Student Discovers Matthew Broderick in Bee Movie

Noah Friend, Contributing Writer November 16, 2017
Can you believe it?
A squirrel gets ready to speed up his hibernation.

HUMOR: Park Squirrels Stock Up on Cocaine for the Winter

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 14, 2017
Winter's going by real fast this year.
Staff Writer Emily Fagel interviews a different student at NYUDC in her weekly NYUDC Political Portraits column. This week features NYUSH senior Haider Ali, who is studying political science.

NYUDC Political Portraits: Daryl Caffarone

November 10, 2017
Our NYUDC staff writer Emily Fagel interviews sophomore Daryl Caffarone.
NYU engineering students successfully clone the former stars of hit Disney show “Suite Life of Zack & Cody.”

HUMOR: NYU Engineers Clone New Set of Sprouse Twins

Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor November 8, 2017
It's you and me, and me and you, and you and me, and me and you, we got the whole place to ourselves.
MoviePass executives need to find new jobs

HUMOR: NYU Student Body Single-Handedly Shuts Down MoviePass

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 7, 2017
We watched too many movies.
Trying to get an entry level internship? Youll need work experience for that.

HUMOR: Entry-Level Internship Requires Previous Internship Experience

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer November 1, 2017
Trying to get an internship? You're going to need an internship for that.
Traumatized trash can cant take it anymore

HUMOR: Overflowing Dorm Trash Can Unable to Hold On Much Longer

Noah Friend, Contributing Writer October 31, 2017
The pint of ice cream was what did it.
Bertram and his famous chocolate-chip cookies

HUMOR: Genius Rat Chef Secret to Lipton’s Cookies

Laura Rubio, Staff Writer October 24, 2017
Bertram the Rat is NYU's star baker.
Professor Samuel Berger routes a path through Washington Square Park using quantum computing.

HUMOR: Cutting Through Washington Square Only ‘Sometimes’ Faster, Experts Say

Ben Eisenberg, Contributing Writer October 24, 2017
It just depends on where you're going really.
Tisch freshman Samuel Stucky has lost his ability to poop since losing his cell phone.

HUMOR: Constipated Freshman Without Phone Loses Ability to Poop

Louis Rodriguez, Humor Editor October 19, 2017
Students lead campaign to help constipated student.