Copy Chief, unofficial Rabbi, sin consultant
Major: Film & Television
Minor: History, Teacher Education
Joined WSN: Fall 2020
Plans: Regret going into the arts.
Accomplishments: Having a play performed at a professional festival, directing two short films, surviving New York Fashion Week, running a New York scavenger hunt, overseeing a copy editing communion, defeating a chess master in tennis, getting cast in a meatball-themed musical, running a school satire page, and discovering that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Fun Fact: Pickle serving sizes are measured in thirds of a pickle when it comes to nutritional information on the packaging. This is transparently manipulative and a clear profit grab by Big Pickle; as educated participants in a democracy, it is our civic duty to strongly oppose such wholesale corporate greed.