New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

Class of 2017 false impressions of NYU lifestyle, decide to accept anyway

April 1, 2013
NYU 2031 expansion expected to raise value of NYU degree for Class of 2017, who have false ideas of the university.
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NYU opens satellite campus in South Pole

April 1, 2013
With the opening of this campus, NYU will have portal campuses on every continent.
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Congress at odds over April Fool’s Day prank on president

April 1, 2013
A weak prank can represent a weak government.
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DOGMA threatens to ban heterosexual marriage

April 1, 2013
Straight people desperately defend their right to love, despite political DOGMA.
WSN Editorial Board votes no confidence in editor-in-chief

WSN Editorial Board votes no confidence in editor-in-chief

April 1, 2013
Editor-in-chief Jonathon Dornbush's abuse of privilege finally emerges by his actions at the WSN office.
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BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence announced as commencement speaker for class of 2013

April 1, 2013
Following months of intense speculation, NYU spokesman CJ Cregg announced yesterday that Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence would be the speaker at commencement for the class of 2013.
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What’s in your closet, Joan Torch?

April 1, 2013
Haven't met Joan Torch? Here's what's in her closet.

James Franco’s finalizes Celebrity School of Riches and Fame plans

April 1, 2013
James Franco will pick professors and curriculum to fit a university for those living famous lifestyles.
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NYU hosts Bad Band Name Awards

April 1, 2013
Worst band names deserved to be recognized too.
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Stern to secede from NYU, professors unite accounting prowess

April 1, 2013
Students are encouraged to whip out their calculators in a fight to cut all ties.
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Dining halls move to shining halls: Upscale dining arrives at Weinstein, Rubin

April 1, 2013
Expect rooftop buffets, Jamba Juice, Panda Express and more at NYU dining halls and food courts.