Staff Rants: Course Registration
On Jumping Through Hoops
By Ethan Zack, Music Editor
Can someone please tell me why underclassmen have to make an appointment with their advisor before they...
Staff Rants and Raves: New York City Sights
On Those Pigeon-Kicking Bastards
By Yasmin Gulec, Under the Arch Editor
As I approach the end of my third year living in New York City,...
Staff Rants & Raves: Valentine’s Day Edition
Staff Raves
On Romantic Comedies
By Hanna Khosravi, Opinion Editor
Why not take full advantage of the open opportunity to take pleasure in the graces of a...
Staff Rants: Expensive Notebooks, Mint-Flavored Ice Cream and This Frigid Winter
What better way to welcome ourselves to campus by already talking about the things that have been annoying us since we’ve been back?
On Expensive...
Staff Rants: Midterms Edition
Don't Sh-t Where You Eat, and Other Postulates
By Yasmin Gulec, Under the Arch Editor
This week I decided to rant about two things in one...
Staff Rants: Astrology, Texting While Walking and Sidewalk Rage
This week, our staff is feeling especially angry. Perhaps it is because Mercury went into retrograde, or maybe it is just a part of...
Staff Rants: MTA, Sophomore Year and Laurie Metcalf
This week on staff rants, Tom is angry about MTA fares, Natasha feels stuck in a sophomore slump and Ryan is passionate about Laurie...
Staff Rants: NYU Housing
On Uninvited Guests
By Calais Watkins, Dining Editor
I only lived in NYU Housing for one brief, inglorious year — in Weinstein Residence Hall, to be...
Staff Rants and Raves: Self-Quarantine
Rants
On Parents
Jake Capriotti, Photo Editor
Being home in Arizona under quarantine has me worried. Not only am I not allowed to leave the house because...
Staff Rants and Raves: Thanksgiving
Rants
On Family Bonding
By Alexandria Johnson, Deputy News Editor
Don't get me wrong — I love Thanksgiving. I love waking up at 7 a.m. to cook...
Staff Rants and Raves: Twitter
Rants
On Dreams of Anonymity
By Ethan Zack, Music Editor
Having a Twitter account is a constant struggle between the absolute euphoria of being seen and the...
Staff Rants & Raves: Welcome Week Edition
Staff Rants
On Getting Rejected from Events
By Sam Brinton, Copy Chief
My Welcome Week experience can be summed up by long waits and longer-lasting disappointments. For...
