Staff Rants: NYU Housing
On Uninvited Guests
By Calais Watkins, Dining Editor
I only lived in NYU Housing for one brief, inglorious year — in Weinstein Residence Hall, to be...
Staff Rants and Raves: NYU Dining
Rants
On Serving Sizes
By Alexandria Johnson, Deputy News Editor
One thing I have noticed with Chartwells, the new dining provider, is that the serving size options...
Staff Rants and Raves: Back to School
Rants
On Masks
Alexandra Chan, Deputy Photo Editor
Growing up in post-SARS Hong Kong, wearing masks is very normal to me. It blows my mind that there...
Staff Rants: Drinks
On Black Coffee
Helen Wajda, Deputy Opinion Editor
I love coffee as much as the next person, but I will never understand how anyone can drink...
Staff Rants: 14 St. Trader Joe’s, Tinder and Early-Morning Fire Alarms
We feel like complaining, don't you?
Staff Rants and Raves: NYU Facilities
Rants
On Being a Thirsty Gal
By Bela Kirpalani, Sports Editor
Hydration is key, folks. But the architects of Bobst Library don't seem to understand this ethos,...
Staff Rants: Course Registration
On Jumping Through Hoops
By Ethan Zack, Music Editor
Can someone please tell me why underclassmen have to make an appointment with their advisor before they...
Staff Rants and Raves: Language
Rants
On Creative Use of Punctuation
Anna-Dmitry Muratova, Deputy Managing Editor
Dear Creative Writing student, please, pretty please (!), stop NOT putting punctuation into prose pieces. Unless...
Staff Rants: Public Bathrooms, Revolving Doors and the AC in 25 W. Fourth St.
On Public Bathrooms
By Melanie Pineda, Deputy Opinion Editor
Now hear me out. I know that public bathrooms aren’t meant to be considered the cleanest and...
Staff Rants: Finals Week
On Irresponsible University Scheduling Practices
By Sam Klein, Deputy Multimedia Editor
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. ‘Tis the season when every NYU student...
The Final Staff Rants (of the Semester)
On Free Space
By Ishaan Parmar, Deputy News Editor
Look, I get it. We’re all on the homework grind. CAS, Liberal Studies, Stern, Tisch — we...
Staff Rants: Campus Edition
On the Worst Lecture Halls: Cantor Film Center
Paul Kim, Deputy Copy Chief
The very fact that you have to line up outside of the Cantor...
