HUMOR: TA Becomes Stuck-Up Prick After Getting PhD

Linguistics Teaching Assistant Louis Abbot finally earned his Ph.D. after six long years of being a candidate. Like most NYU teacher’s assistants, Abbot has been described by students as humble and approachable — an...

Ask the Sexperts: How to Master the Threesome

Welcome to WSN’s weekly column, ‘Ask the Sexperts.’ Here, WSN’s resident queers, Gabe the Gay and Luna the Lesbian, do their best to answer your questions about love, dating and sex at NYU and...

HUMOR: A Derailed Relationship

Dear N Q R W L B D F M G J W L 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 and the 42nd Street Shuttle, We had something beautiful in the beginning. Walking down...

HUMOR: Best Friends Think Rooming Together Is a Great Idea

RUBIN RESIDENCE HALL — Best friends since high school, Daniela Ramos and Lindsey Salazar, have been ready to room together since they found out that they were both going to NYU, warding off all...

HUMOR: Wearing Hat Backward Has Direct Correlation to Coolness, Study Shows

NEW YORK, NY — According to a recent study done by the New York University Center for Experimental Science, wearing a hat backward has a direct correlation to being perceived as cool by strangers. The...

Ask the Sexperts: How to Guarantee Satisfaction

Question #1: My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost six years, but I still cannot fully ~satisfy~ her during sex. Not even once. Do you have any suggestions? Gabe, the gay: As...

HUMOR: NYU Student Wins Pulitzer Prize For Satire Piece

NYU just made history with the youngest ever Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist. Last year, journalism major Bartholomew Hilbert wrote a satire article in the school newspaper titled “Tisch Career Development Center Now Has Unemployment Simulation...

HUMOR: No One Shows Up to Funeral for Print Journalism

Print journalism, the once essential medium for communicating news and loving bed for millions of dogs, finally died on the evening of Jan. 26, 2045. It reportedly froze to death on the sidewalk when...

HUMOR: Student Terrified of Presenting Slides 9 to 12 In Group Powerpoint

TISCH HALL, NY– Despite what she thought, CAS sophomore Noelle Gambino was not fully prepared for her group presentation on MTV yesterday. Noelle was shaking in her boots and wiping sweat from her brow...

NYUDC Political Portraits: Haider Ali

It’s hard to find people who think differently than you do. Especially at a liberal university, on a tiny satellite campus, in an age of frightening polarization. And although I never truly engaged with...

HUMOR: Studies Reveal Most Tisch Grads Never to Join Workforce

NEW YORK, NY — A new study has found that around 85 percent of NYU Tisch School of the Arts students do not actually want to join the workforce post-graduation. We discovered that alternatively,...

NYUDC Political Portraits: Eileen Garcia

All of the students I’ve talked to this fall have had one weighty sentiment in common: awareness of and usually frustration with NYU’s political homogeneity. It’s heartening to know that a lot of the...
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