New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

New York University's independent student newspaper, established in 1973.

Washington Square News

Campaign goodies: If I were elected President tomorrow…

“promote a policy of wearing skirts and eating more French toast and fries. Also, I’d insist that I be called ‘m’lady’ instead of ‘Madam President.’” — Hannah, CAS sophomore

“legalize weed.” — Nikki, Gallatin freshman

“adopt a chow chow puppy.” — Sarah, Steinhardt sophomore

“make [many] more holidays.” — Yuening, Silver junior

“make ice cream free.” — Jenny, LSP sophomore

“invade Cuba.” — Carlos, CAS junior

“annex Canada. They have it too good up there.” — Chris, NYU-Poly sophomore

“host Saturday Night Live.” — Michelle, CAS sophomore

“subsidize higher education.” — Kevin, Stern freshman

“dance naked around the White House.” — Nabeela, Steinhardt junior

“sleep all day.” — Danielle, Steinhardt senior

A version of this article appeared in the Friday, Oct. 26 print edition. Danielle Zuckerman is a contributing writer. Email her at [email protected]

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